Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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balex_fml 0
Hey that's not bad. It's very annoying when people talk in the movies!
Amrel 10
No you are not i would've done it too
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Comments (188)
sunlicious 3
Do u guys not realize that he's saying he's an employee?! The stupid woman isn't his girlfriend jst some random person. And they weren't having sex idiots. They were watching a friggin movie. And he jst got annoyed and kicked her out
sunlicious 3
Oh whoops wrong FML xD ignore comment before. Stupid itouch.......
stevenmx86 8
No you're not. People need to learn to control themselves because no one else wants to hear that either. Good job op.
zom_fml 10
Sounds like you did everyone else in the audience a favour. I wish the employees were more like this at my local cinema...
BadAsCactus 7
Why the hell would you do that she was probably just trying to to enjoy the movie like you were
Seamoose 0
You're right number 20, they should have told her to be quite. Though, really, telling her to be quiet would make more sense... Either way, I say good job to you, I hate it when people are loud in movies.
mattjakon 6
you are a great person that lady should go to jail.. I HATE people interrupting the movie
mikaykaykayla 0
That's fine as long as everyone else wasn't laughing at the same time! She shouldn't be kicked out for having a bad laugh, but when she's laughing at times that disrupt other people's movie, it's a problem.
redfaction 0
lol its okay I woulda been ".that guy" who, says stfu" then pick her up and throw her out
Person1233 13
I bet it was a horror movie.