Today, at archery practice, I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets, some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the officers of my archery club forgot to check if anybody was behind the targets looking for arrows. I got hit in the leg. FML
Today, while talking to a friend, I momentarily forgot the word for archery and instead called it, “Bow-and-Arrow Jutsu.” FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
Today, my parents got mad at me because I laughed when they called the bullseye "bonsai" while watching darts. They've always thought it was bonsai. FML
Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told me to pose, I tried to be super cool by quickly putting my sabre against my chest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in the eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML
Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML
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perdix 31
You could play Katniss Everdeen if they ever make a movie out of "The Ugly Games."
Screwie 25
"Just kidding, the rules were that I'd kiss whoever missed! Now let's get intimate
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Comments (72)
ohSNAPyall 27
Cupid, draw back your bow...
simplylost643 0
#20- Jacob Dylan reference?
ohSNAPyall 27
Sam Cooke
ohSNAPyall 27
Cupid, please hear my cry, and let your arrow fly... (accidentally double-posted, so I figured I'd ar least add more)
DarthVader77 9
The story begins to restore my respect for men :)
crazytwinsmom 25
And that's how you win an archery contest, distraction!
ohSNAPyall 27
That, or dressing as a bird so that the local fuzz don't know what you're up to.
FashionMMXII 6
Lmfao riiight "Jokingly"
MorganBrown 8
Well that was silly of you to say (:
drewflav 17
Should've said you'd kiss the ones with the best AND worst shots. Everyone would try not to be the worst and then you'd get the best anyway. LOL!
ehllychan 10
Aren't they just messing with you too? I know a bunch of people who would do that kind of thing if a girl said that, jokingly or not, regardless of how she looked, just for their idea of funny.
Connect 10
I'm sure they were just messing with you OP. don't worry.
jetsown08 21
Or perhaps OP is actually ugly enough that they didn't want to kiss her, like the FML suggests?
jep00 8
Haha
Dcm210 19
That's one way of winning at archery even if it's practicing.