Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt drunkenly confessed that she had once dated my dad in high school. Everyone laughed, thinking it was a joke. I didn’t laugh. I just stared at her for 10 minutes, processing how our family tree had now become a circle. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
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goshpeople 4
You're all grown up!
Feklfekl2222 32
who would tell everyone you started your period? it's a private thing not something to have a party about
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Comments (222)
fiznitz 2
my neighbor trough me a party
Hootie_95 0
My mom called my whole family when that happened to me. You're NOT alone!
MyDorkySelf 5
Ugh my mom tells that story because it was funny when I had cramps combined with a stomach bomb so I gotta shut her mouth
LadyDeadPool 3
What kind of families do you people have!
emo_chick4 0
Thats awful.
crazyluvbug 8
You should have made your own announcement and said your dad has E.D. And can't get it up anymore!!! Ha! That will teach that jackass!!!!
friedchickenpie 14
It's really not right for him to give out such personal information... but imagine him saying that if you were a boy o_o
crazygracie4 2
thats the funniest thing I've heard all day
ejrpeanut 0
Oh crap. I have a family reunion tomorrow.... :(
ejrpeanut 0
Oh crap. I have a family reunion tomorrow.... :(