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By novdestiny - 30/06/2017 16:00

Today, I discovered that, because my boyfriend has locked himself out of his car so many times, he now keeps a coat hanger to break in. He keeps it IN the car. FML

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Friday 30 June 2017 18:14

Please do not reproduce with this man

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 30 June 2017 16:17

Pro Tip: Replace the antenna with the coat hanger. Your boyfriend will never have this problem again.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 30 June 2017 16:17

Pro Tip: Replace the antenna with the coat hanger. Your boyfriend will never have this problem again.

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Friday 30 June 2017 18:14

Please do not reproduce with this man

WeirdUS 29

Friday 30 June 2017 19:56

If he doesn't understand why this is a bad idea here's your sign

GhostFox 33

Saturday 1 July 2017 0:40

I give him an A for intentions but an F for execution.

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