Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, my water broke. I called my mom, who had agreed to watch my other two kids while I went to the hospital. When I asked her to come over, she just said, "Sorry, now isn't a good time." FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
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barlessprison 16
you're pregnant. stuff like this is bound to happen. don't beat yourself up over it.
DocBastard 40
I hope YOU know that the doctors and nurses have all seen and heard it before, and this isn't a unique situation. And the mother was probably fine because she was helping her very pregnant daughter. I also hope you know that the whole FML community is laughing at you for being a complete shitbag.
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jrtepechis 6
not really when a pregnant woman pees theres really almost no smell because it's both her and the child's waste
aimdya 5
I hope you know all the doctor's and nurses at the hospital are currently laughing at the fact that you can't tell that you pissed yourself, no matter what they tell you to your face, and everyon else will be laughing too when they find out too, except your mom, she probably ain't too happy about being woken up in the middle of the night to come watch your kid cause you urinated.
DocBastard 40
I hope YOU know that the doctors and nurses have all seen and heard it before, and this isn't a unique situation. And the mother was probably fine because she was helping her very pregnant daughter. I also hope you know that the whole FML community is laughing at you for being a complete shitbag.
ritbbehindu 0
doc strikes again!
lilcc86 0
You are an idiot. The doctors laughed at your mom because she had such an ugly ass kid. Doctors see all kinds of stuff everyday. A pregnant person mistaking pee for labor is not out of the ordinary for them. So stop making stupid ******* comments.
VorpikeII 17
and again. And again, and again and again and again and......
VorpikeII 17
oops my comment was meant for 36 lol.
miume16 0
all the doctors and nurses have seen
benderbot19 0
the doctors are not laughing asshole. I have a family of docs and nurses and this is a very common and NORMAL thing to happen. they won't think it's funny. idiot.
fmart 0
aimdya i wouldnt be talkin atleast OP could get a guy
robin26_fml 0
aimdya you need to shut up. you have no idea how that may feel. all the doctors and nurses aren't stupid like you. They aren't laughing at her behind her back. they get cases like this all the time. it's a common mistake. With my third child I didn't even know that my water broke. I almost had her at home.
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
the doctors laugh you because they can't tell weather your a man or woman. have you seen your face?
Just_ol_Kole 0
I agree with every comment to you aimdya, stop trolling and causing trouble in a field that you know nothing about
F14Shado 0
lol! Kill 'em doc!
ohmandapants 17
weeeeelllllll...aren't you attractive...I bet you know all about making babies and being pregnant right? 'Cause you get laid all time... "I'm me and I am awesome" I bet that gets the boys into bed. I hope you piss yourself. Without being pregnant. You ignorant bitch.
Zombie65 0
remarks here really do show that the guys need to keep out of this one because you really don't know what the hell your talking about and the younger women here your day is coming unless you just never have kids OP hospital told my wife that same thing on our oldest of 4 kids then 2 days later later her doc calls and said oooops come back in so yep for once in a long time this is a fml for you
bettyxxoxx 0
Thats exactly what happened to me, too.
bachooka 5
OP is from Canada... so the stay is free. unfortunately people take advantage of that so it's usually super crowded and they typically won't let you stay unless you are in one of the last stages of labor and 5+cm dialated. Or you have some kind of complication.
denbeste 3
Hospital isn't free in lolmerica? hahahahahahahaha:D that is funny!
LittlexSparrow 0
oh my goodness I'm afraid I'm gunna do that. I'm 36 weeks so it could happen any time >.
SteelCladAngel 0
lol you've got at least 3 more weeks ;). and congrats!
Moobug 4
If it does happen, don't worry. Women have peed in bed or had their waters go in the middle of shopping centres, and vice versa. The immediate effect is the same, no-one can really tell from looking which one it is and doctors really couldn't care less so long as mum and baby are healthy :) Enjoy the last few weeks, and have a good labour :D
niki74_fml 0
Congrats. I hope u have a wonderful life with your baby. I hope he/she becomes everything u ever wanted him/her to be. good luck. :)
daywalker26 0
sooo glad you are reproducing!!! I'm sure your child will be the best glue eater!
stinkmeaner 3
you probably the best glue eater at your school
taylortm96 0
nice pug... [loser]
sourgirl101 29
If the baby is pressing up against your bladder to cause you to pee yourself, you must be so uncomfortable! The final stages for me were the worst. I went from "I'm so afraid of giving birth" to "Lordy, when can I get this kid out of me!!!"
CheckMyProfile 17
That's why we should respect our mothers; for the trouble that they had got when they were having us inside their body.
sirdolittle 0
That's not all, but it's a very good start. And don't forget the fathers, who had to endure living with the soon-to-be mothers ! ;p
lidemocr 0
haha yeah I did that twice towards the end of my pregnancy...once in Target lol