Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML
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Top comments
Tsunami87 17
don't we use mobile phones these days?
Temi25 6
at least he wants to see you
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Comments (103)
brmgirl123 0
how romanticc!
Offensive_fml 4
Suck it up. I was hit with a chalk 0.5 a CM away from my cornea, and it wasn't painful beside the uncontrollable tearing.
Freeze_fml 17
Cool story bro.
EmoFinn 0
Tell it again.
andrester 0
why was your window open?
Just_Peed 0
oh yeah that's weird..cause she opened it?-.-
rjflores 0
mission accomplished.
Vonneil 0
What a dumbass
dani__rawrr 0
NCTM n qz
fitted5 0
how about a txt that would of worked
JokerJohn7 0
Romeo and Juliet gone wrong
crzy4life 0
lol that's funny
JERZBornNRaised 7
ohhh god damn... ayyy baby nuthin says i love you more than a rock to the face! tell your dad he beat you, that'll get him back hehe