Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
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perdix 31
You're lucky that in post-9/11 America, you weren't charged as a terrorist attempting a suicide bombing of the police. And then no one could ride bikes in airports anymore.
amerwin 3
They were probably saying something along the lines of "let's distract this moron so she runs into a parked car." If you were trying to impress them, instead of staring, you should have done a badass trick like a wheelie or a a bunny hop.
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Comments (60)
situations 3
hey it's not bad atleast they were checking you out they were just laughing because who wouldn't laught at someone smacking into a police car merry christmas to you!!!!
sarahbear430 0
I was once strutting my stuff in front of some cute guys who were checking me out when I slid in some gravel and fell into a drainage ditch... it happens to the best of us, op! :)
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI... that's what you get.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Next time pay attention where you are going. YDI
Alpha35 4
ur either ugly and they think ur a loser... or your cute and they feel bad and want to help u
tooFLY 0
I love how you use both "ur" and "your" in your post, but they are both incorrect.... congratulations!
dancelover333 0
that made my day :)
thamavrikx7 0
**** the police!
mgt90 0
Pay attention its simple
hahasluts 0
YTDI for being a *****.
jess6blondie9 3
don't flatter yourself they probably weren't looking at you. you ran into that for nothing