Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
What ARE you doing?
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Cheeky
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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cheezter 15
Best future daughter in law ever
RageWolf16 31
That's incredibly awkward o.o
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Comments (50)
GoldFishPony 21
Were you topless or not, I get the impression that affects how FML this is
Brandi_Faith 34
This is my question too. Topless makes this Fml a lot worse!
thisguy22 33
Or better, depending on your sense of humor.
PoisonOrchid 21
Yup. Definitely better.
thedeej 10
Hope he laughed though and hopefully his dad didn't just stare cause that's extremely awkward.
FrankHotpants 31
Wasn't exactly the breast impression you could have made.
Duh_0811 17
You sound like a great girlfriend! He's lucky to have you.
Nessco 36
I bet he had a nice laugh too. Probably put you up a notch or two in his eyes too. It's the sort of thing I'd do to my husband and his dad would think it was fantastic if he saw it happen. They'd both have a good chuckle.
PenguinBitch 44
"Son, why are there two hooters looking at us?...oh."
captainsmegma 12
Oooh Daddy like.
Zman2017 18
Ι ίση το κονσέρτο μυ φύλου έρεψα πενίας Ιντιάνα υπουργός τίγρης ωαγινα
Mauskau 36
This is an English website. Comment in English please :)
Stryker_13 19
Did your boyfriend see? Cause what if his dad thinks you want him now? :x
jagma_fml 14
Totally epic, you are a keeper indeed! Nothing better than a goofy girlfriend :)