Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
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Jaywin 3
Well aren't you paranoid...
_anonymoose_ 0
YDI
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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Another 'classic' FML. Boring...repetitive /:< There are like a billion FMLs like this. How do they keep getting through? YDI, you shouldn't just assume like that.. Hopefully you got your phone back though. And where's Toxi, Plex, and AME?Their conversations are usually much more interesting than the FML itself xD Haha.
anonnie 0
I remember going to the Philippines for the first time and having my 5 year old niece tell me to take off all my jewelry and hide any valuables when I go out. I've also been told that if you walk down some streets with earrings on, people will snatch them right off your ear. So maybe the OP was in a neighborhood that she didn't feel entirely comfortable in. If the guy rushed towards her, maybe she was afraid for herself. I wouldn't have reacted the same if it happened to me here at home. But if I was there, I might have reacted the same as her...
rnath23 4
because you are ignorant
Expertfail 0
Gee, I wonder whose fault this is?
gazerock123 0
Hmm I don't really think ydi because if a person is being a creeper obviously you would feel threatened and your natural instinct will tell you to get away from that person >_>;;... not stand there like some idiot and wait to see what will happen.
Prolux_fml 23
Too bad the guy in the FML wasn't a "creeper". He's described as a "man approaching at a fast rate"
kukopia 0
So you tell the cab to stop, open the window enough for the phone to be passed to you and you thank the man profusely. Pretty average. Actually a bit un-F*d, as the person that found your phone returned it to you. Maybe oughta go on MyLifeIsBlessed.com???
Yawn823 0
idiot. ydi, always find out why some1 u dont know wants ur attention, unless if he has a creepy look on his face, but that wasnt mentioned in the fml so i doubt he did. lol
zappyalex 0
I logged in just to say I hate people like you so much. YDI
The_Pleb 0
YDI for thinking every male that has a faster pace to walking is a perverted sociopath
The_Pleb 0
But agreed its good to know your not a pleb like most of the population, where if they see a eg. gang running towards them, they stand still unaware until they get a brick in the face. So you didnt totally deserve it
scateice 0
Tell him to make you a sandwhich.