Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
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DreamForMe 0
Hahahah I'll have to try this prank on my friend
redmnky21 8
you get in the shower before you turn the water on? that's stupid, your supposed to bring the shower to temp then get in
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Comments (173)
awechen 1
Why didn't you wait for the water (gravy) to get hot?
micahsmommy 13
They probably let it heat in "tub mode" then pulled the lever as they stepped inside.
j_cat187 20
I've tried this with the coffee maker, now for the shower.
KiddNYC1O 22
Stop crying, gravy's awesome. Get some mash taters.
BingleBop 18
Mother of god...that's genius...
glamorous18 10
not gonna lie. that's epic haha
jessesgirl_10_4 1
doesnt anybody turn the water on BEFORE they stand in the shower so the water heats up?
Bullpine 11
The chainsaw sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
bubo_fml 11
Fill their shower head up w/ grits...
br0ccoli 15
Shouldn't have said "wow! This gravy is so good, I would bathe in it!"
wittygirl 8
That's really clever lol at least you can shower it off right away xD