Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, I noticed while sitting on my office chair, my belly is now large enough to touch my thighs. I'm not pregnant, I just ate my feelings for the past few years, and gained about 20kg in total. I've never felt so much self-loathing as I do right now, and I'm too ashamed to ask for help. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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amerwin 3
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Dust yourself off, and create a gameplan to shed some lbs.
cavalos94 0
dude that's your own damn fault. if you're unhappy with your body, go on a diet.
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Comments (127)
FarSide 23
I will not call you a son of a bitch. But I bet when you go home, your momma runs out from under the porch and bites you.
KUSHaholic 0
I dnt even believe this post !! :X
needsagf14 12
with privilege comes responsibility
January8 5
That was a really great way of putting it. Your seemingly respectful way of putting the facts out there made me happy....plus it kinda reminded me of Spidey so that like +30 points for you : )
Sheseessun 0
:(
shannenmaria 1
lol.
Lintutu 0
You deserve it for being a fatass. You deserve it more for being in denial
nikki9tails 3
Op you could try and diet and exercise as many people have said. And if that doesn't work I wouldn't judge you or call you names. I love all people except assholes and I'd be a friend to you. I saw what bullying did to people in high school years back. I would look at you as I did anyone else. Good luck Op
January8 5
you're the shit too. I like your good luck you added.
YummiGummi 0
awwww :( don't cry, honey. join a gym! walk to work/school! even just little baby steps helps. and remember... big IS beautiful. :)
kingtz 6
I agree with the rest of your advice, but big is NOT beautiful. That's just a slogan fat people made up so they can stay in denial. The sooner op faces the ugly truth, the sooner he can take the initiative to improve himself!
vikingunicorn 1
Big is beautiful when it comes to proper proportions. Someone who is a healthy size 10 can be just as lovely as someone who is a healthy size 3. If you're taking someone who obviously doesn't take good care of his/her self, that's when you find the ugliness. Be the person too thin due to lack of nutrition, too muscular due to over-exercising, or too large due to lack of a proper lifestyle, it's just not pretty to be unhealthy by your own hand.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Just because someone is the ideal weight doesn't mean they are taking good care of themselves. It just means people will notice it less. A person who is the perfect weight for the height and body frame can still have ludicrously bad cholesterol and such. I just wanted to point that out because you are talking as though only the obvious things (overweight, underweight, too muscular) mean that a person isn't taking proper care of themselves.
vikingunicorn 1
I said healthy. I assumed that underlined taking proper care of one's self enough to not be facing problems linked with not.
brittanyg93 0
I think you're just fat and pissed that you can't be skinny. that's always the case with people who hate anyone thinner than them. you get pissed at people for tagging on the overweight, then turn around and do the same thing to skinny people. you're such a hypocrite.
Santamonica17289 5
Aww :/ that really sucks
KenzieDanae 0
This made me a bit sad..