Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, I noticed while sitting on my office chair, my belly is now large enough to touch my thighs. I'm not pregnant, I just ate my feelings for the past few years, and gained about 20kg in total. I've never felt so much self-loathing as I do right now, and I'm too ashamed to ask for help. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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amerwin 3
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Dust yourself off, and create a gameplan to shed some lbs.
cavalos94 0
dude that's your own damn fault. if you're unhappy with your body, go on a diet.
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Comments (127)
missy76518 0
why people want to be so hateful? Being fat is not always the persons fault. i was a 0-3. gained weight because of prednisone and meds. the docs. put me on dont judge people unless u know the whole story!
LolFYLS 0
fat people are fat there's never a reason why they are or a excuses it's because their fat. it's their choice. you were fat because you choose pills not because you had to take pills. no one ever said if you don't take these your going to jail. either way it's a choice like I choose to be skinny I don't need to eat alot just enough to live 1000-3000 calories a day for me because my bodie chooses to burn 2865 calories when I do nothing.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It is a proven fact that some medications can cause weight gain. It may be a choice to take those medications but if your choice is death or medication, most people will choose the medication. If your choice is chronic constant pain or medication, again, most people will choose the medication. If your choice is between have constant uncontrolled mood swings caused by chemical imbalances in your brain or taking medications, a lot of people will take the medications so as to not alienate those they love. The problem is that when it is a medication that is causing the weight gain it's not always so easy to lose that weight. It can also sometimes take a while to figure out that the reason you aren't losing weight despite exercising on a regular basis and eating decent foods is being caused by those medications. You, LolFYLS you are clearly just an asshole troll who has nothing better to do with their life than to try and make other people feel bad about themselves. Grow up.
Anubis95_fml 10
ok but no medication causes obesity to the point that you can't get a seatbelt on.
xNikkiez 0
Who said OP has on a pair of underwear? ;)
Puppyface171 0
Stop eating cabbages stuffed with candy corn and you might just lose the weight, fatty.
tarvinwashere 0
Aw :( you can lose the weight if you really want to! I know it's hard :-/
ghbetuehe 0
I bet you feel fat, fatty!
purple_sarah88 0
That sounds tough :( But acknowledging you have a problem is the first step to recovery so things can get better from here!
samadams42 0
If op didnt have underwear on the entire plane would have died when it bent down to pick up their luggage which was probably full of twinkies.
margie4peace 11
The same thing happened to me. I had to ask for a seatbelt extender and cried all the way home. It was the push I needed and I'm now 25 lbs lighter. You can do it too! :-)
relyo 0
Just use this moment as motivation to make the changes you need. You'll be ok.
fmluser57 0
quit bitching about it and DO SOMETHING about it!!