Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, I noticed while sitting on my office chair, my belly is now large enough to touch my thighs. I'm not pregnant, I just ate my feelings for the past few years, and gained about 20kg in total. I've never felt so much self-loathing as I do right now, and I'm too ashamed to ask for help. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Dust yourself off, and create a gameplan to shed some lbs.
cavalos94 0
dude that's your own damn fault. if you're unhappy with your body, go on a diet.
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Comments (127)
martinoriginal 0
how didn't you know that you were THAT fat...loose some weight...not for the sake of being skinny but to at least to be healthy
DontLOOK 0
If u want to be fat...be fat it's your decision
PrincessesCrown 17
YDI do weight watchers or something, and lose the fat rolls
AnagenisisZagus 13
Rather now you realise this than as you are being revived in the Emergency Room for a not so mild heart attack. After denial comes your depression, and if you truly desire change, nothin' is in your way of losing those pounds other than yourself. You can do it.
LolFYLS 0
you sir look like a retarded black Negro going to NAACP * Negros are always causing problems* for those of you who do not know what it stands for
FailIsIminant 1
really.....if your that sad about it get on a diet or run a little. try not to eat so many sugary things and eat fruits and vegetables. that should help a little if u can get some self control for the sugar.
jmcbride 0
fat ass
SMD_emilyy 1
Awh, you're beautiful OP. :c
jupiter80 0
laughing helps burn calories too!!
aruges93 12
everyone is being so mean what If this was you guys how would you like people telling you this
LolFYLS 0
I would take it as a way to see that I'm fat and loses the pounds
IsBitchBetter 1
It's never too late to change your body & your life! Lose the damn weight, you'll be healthier & happier.