Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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Prometheus_303 3
i couldnt stop thinking of the family guy episode where Stewie's semen, in a fighter plane & blasting the hell out of the jets
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
I feel like I don't have enough information on the topic to argue it, it honestly sounds a little legit though
Mitchitivity 6
I really don't understand all of the idiot comments, seems like sounds logic to me. Untrue of course but not the dumbest things I've heard people say not even close lol
Unlucky1232 20
no... infact really he increasing is own risk of prostate cancer by 20 % and thats about it.
d3vil666 6
Hay be lucky he's just dumb at least he isn't cheating
qwertyasdf12345 4
Please do not have children with him. Anyone stupid enough to actually believe that will only bring us closer to making the movie 'Idiocracy' a documentary.
kenyrabit 25
He makes a point. A wrong point, but a good argument; I'm believing it. Go Warrior-Dad