Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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MeLikeBigBoom 8
*facepalm*
gillygills 5
Is your husband stupid
that1guy1 13
Sounds like his dad should have waited longer.
Xotoolyxo 16
At least he cares, it could be the other way around
upsidedownn 8
What a moron.
lu95 16
Your husband is a dipshit.
katties 27
Tell him that old sperm is gonna give you defective babies ;) No, but seriously: healthy sperm is fresh sperm - google "how to grow healthy sperm" and show him - daily ejaculations are a part of keeping it healthy.
icadragoon 11
Please don't leave him alone with the baby if he really thinks this is true. *shudders*
panicsdisaster 17
Sounds like it wasn't fittest little guy that developed him from the egg.
Arrawyn 12
That's an off-dry reasoning