Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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Authoress14 15
You certainly can chose them. YDI
toughchick14 15
You can sure pick em!
Jakeymd 9
He makes a good poiny
Jiinxx 8
allow him to test this theory, but then if you turn out with a less than extraordinary baby.. you know who to blame.
thatsvintage 6
"And slow and steady wins the race."
mikeofthunder 13
That actually makes sense - one point for your hubbie's intuition, and another for his originality ;)
SiriusBlack97 17
You can't have sex everyday though or else his sperm count will go down to 0 and then no baby for you!
jdm_powered 6
if he waits long enough, the baby will pop out with a diploma.
suri23 11
Sure you want to have a kid with him? Just sayin'.
monpetitchevelle 4
Probably best your miracle hasn't happened yet. If you still want to pro create with your moron of a husband I wish the best of luck to you and your child....