Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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natalalaliee 9
He should definitely educate himself before reproducing..
DracoSpirita 21
Actually, the longer he waits and the older he gets, the less sperm he'll produce. So his theory is invalid.
john_gemini91 6
That's a new one..
cheshireau 26
You want kids with him?
buckdharma 38
maybe you should consider outsourcing.
whY402Jay 12
He must have been a sperm who left the sac too early, according to his theory. Which must be why he is waiting.
HighlandShadows 48
Actually, waiting too long between ejaculations (over ten days) lowers the sperm quality and the chances of a pregnancy catching at this point is only 3%. The more time that passes that the man's body has to store the sperm, the more opportunity for DNA damage to occur. The optimal time to wait between deposits is between one to two days: This results in the highest quality sperm. And now you know!
Unbweavable 17
I don't think he should be the one that contributes to populating the earth
datoismyname 22
And he's the sperm that won? Oh geez.
souljacker 11
Are you sure you want to breed with this man? :-/