Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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santashugebag 6
Death match.
turkturkington 13
Sperm are notoriously competitive little feckers...
sunkissedluster 20
"feckers"? your dumb....
loveashlley 6
That's actually a pretty good logic.
whY402Jay 12
Read what HighlandShadows just posted.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
Let's hope the baby doesn't inherit his intelligence..
U_GotitDude 18
Good things come for those who wait
TheJoeydark 4
He is building an army of sperm, to infiltrate your uterus. How sweet! :D
nldunn08 0
Actually, although his reasoning is a little off, your husband is correct. It is vest to abstain from sex for a few days to build up sperm. This is why you cannot donate sperm if you have recently had sex.
DanielleinDC 34
A few days, yes. A few weeks, no.
perdix 31
What a dumb-ass! Everyone knows that if the sperm just lounge around in the testicles, the befriend each other and become buds. By the time the get ejaculated out, they pull this "bros before hos" shit and don't even try to make a move on the ovum. Didn't either (ee) of you take basic Sex Ed?
alana_mccafferz 4
Retard.
CammyGal 26
Someone didn't pay attention in sex ed...