timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
John
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
onthemarket
United States
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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bman134 0
you should still have sex with her
canadian_ftw 8
you'll be better off without her.
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jazzy21 0
So many things wrong with this comment...
DocBastard 40
You left the "er" off the end of the last word of your comment, Jazzy.
12596 0
what if he assumed they were a thing and they weren't
OnlyAvailableID 28
I think the best part about every1luvsboners is that when you go into his profile, up the top it says "every1luvsboners's profile". Say it out loud and you feel like Hannibal Lector.
N0tabasicweezy 0
That's a bummer dude.
fakEwOrLD 0
I bet she had been cheating on her now fiancée with you...and you still called her your Gf?? you probably like sharing I kinda feel bad for you
fakEwOrLD 0
I bet she had been cheating on her now fiancée with you...and you still called her your Gf?? you probably like sharing I kinda feel bad for you
banana_buddy 6
Boners, my theory on this one is that he slept with her once but it was a three way with the other guy. And well, guess he couldn't keep up with the competition.
ChillBill 0
Sounds like you were the other man, OP. People don't just propose randomly. They had been together for years and you piped down his woman. Now you are complaining because she is marrying him. YDI
ChillBill 0
Concur.