timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
John
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
onthemarket
United States
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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bman134 0
you should still have sex with her
canadian_ftw 8
you'll be better off without her.
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Comments (118)
iLuvBunnies 0
WTF?? FYL...
harrywestt 0
what a bitch. she'll get what she deserves eventually and then she will realize what a douche she is.
episkey_fml 4
In the words of Beyonce, if you like it, then you should've put a ring on it.
Super_Salo 0
Kill them both. You'll feel better & you won't have to worry about anything.
elliewantscake 8
I fell sorry for you, buddy. Shit happens. FYL
wrwrestler8 4
to all the women calling him a stalker, etc: shut the hell up. he was DATING HER. if she had another boyfriend, he didn't KNOW about it. And dont flatter yourselves, women. If we're having regular sex with you and dating you- like the OP was with his girl- its not "stalking". Stop acting like your some God worthy to be stalked. Your just a f*cking human being like everybody else. No better, no worse. He wasn't "stalking her" and she wasn't "better than him", they were on the same level, dating each other, and it was HER who VIOLATED SOCIAL CODE- SHE WAS THE PLAYER, THE CHEATER. she played both men.
yermomsanus08 0
Stab that stupid bitch
AJRENO 0
Shouldve beaten the crap out of him until he was dead on the floor bleeding his ass off.
raay678 0
what a bitch!
PhishloverA 14
What a player. Listen to everyone saying you're better off without her because it's true