Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
Blind love
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Romance is dead
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went back to Germany. He lovingly said to me, "I will never find another girl like you. Unless I rip off her leg and tear out her eye." I’m an amputee, and was born with a blind eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Kicking me when I'm down
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
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FYLDeep 26
That's a great line. It's too bad he didn't save it for when he had a good opportunity to use it. Something like: "Where's my keys?" "Right there in front of you on the table." "Oh I can't believe I missed that." "I guess we just aren't looking at things in the same way."
Jazzo 1
o there's a joker in the house
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Doortje 30
Eye think you should be happy, the guy's an ass.
chrisp87 11
Your pun failed.
UpsidedownKayak 9
Really OP, I don't see why you haven't learned to have a sense of humor about your lazy eye. You are going to see these type of comments and questions coming at you for the rest of your life. People are just curious and you just have to look past it and not let it get to you.
purple_sarah88 0
He was not curious, he was joking about it while dumping her!
bayonet 0
Boyfriend win haha
DocBastard 40
I suppose you aren't a visionary - try to see things from his point of view. Have a sense of humour and say something jocular. Bring up a funny optic of discussion and keep things light. Spare the rod, spoil yourself, and get an ice cream cone. Things will look up in no time.
Dyslexia_Ruels 0
Clever
Franorox 8
I bet u thought bout that one for a while
sunnyfurball 0
he's mean
sunnyfurball 0
I agree!
ilovejeland 0
lmao..well it's true! hahaha
jamnglamgirlie 17
think ur ex sux eggs. Btw u do no tht u can fix tht lazy eye right? Just put an eye patch over ur good eye to make the lazy one ''work harder'' unless ur proud of ur lazy eye thn nevrmind.
GetaLifePlease 0
considering the fml I don't think she's proud of it at all
Plastic_Stitchez 25
The whole eyepatch thing only works when you are young once you get older you can't get it fixed. You can only wear special glasses that straighten it
akd1v 0
what a bitch move on his part, maybe you and your next boyfriend will see eye to eye
MinajMania21 0
So wait, by what all 4 of your FMLs are saying, this morning your boyfriend took a dump shaped like a heart and sent you a picture, then you went over to tell him off, then you guys had sex. When you started to come you said "ah ah ah AH", in which he replied "Staying Alive, Staying Alive". Then when you were all done with sex you guys sat down to talk and he dumped you, and said "you have a different way of looking at life." And it's a pun because u have a lazy eye. Then in the mix of all that, you broke your arm, which forced you into a cast, and since your boyfriend, oh sorry your ex boyfriend, was your only friend you had to sign your own cast. WOW! You do have a ****** up life.
Doortje 30
AAAAARGH. I'm going to kill myself now >_>
lamiaoccisor 0
that or a good liar
mintcar 10
SKINS CAST SELECTION! SKINS CAST SELECTION! The name...so obvious. So...so obvious.