Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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Top comments
fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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Polski_fml 0
That's exactly how a Credit Crisis starts!
LilaBear 2
WTF? It's people and banks like you who have CAUSED this whole economic crisis. It's caused because people have borrowed WAY too much that they can't pay back. If this woman had gotten the loan, she would never have been able to pay it back then would have lost her home and more. Were you trying to ruin her life??
kira1kira 0
secret shopper!
AHR_Canuck 0
It's people like you who caused the recession. It's the same as letting people cheat on a test: you are NOT helping them, you are seriously damaging them and the people around them
STVader 0
Its not people "like you" who caused the recession, its the guys who traded on 30 to 1 odds (playing with thirty bucks for every buck they owned) in the back rooms of wall street that brought us down. Or at least, its those guys who took a bubble and tied the whole market to it.
Darthbane2007 19
YDI for having a job
screwtaylor 0
Her old ass will die soon anyway. Then, you'll be the winner. :D
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
HECK YES :]
Hellcrapdamn 0
Good. You deserved to get fired. People like you are part of why we're in the mess we're in. If she had gotten the loan she'd be even more screwed, and then tax payers would have to clean it up.
dtubbz53 0
this sounds like the first 15 minutes of the movie "drag me to hell"
dreamofparis09 0
awe. I'm sorry. Dont worry; karma will hit her some day :)