Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, the most obnoxious customer came into my job. She surprisingly scrutinized everything I did. She even mentioned I didn’t offer our store credit card (I honestly forgot due to being overwhelmed by her rude attitude). Turns out she was a secret shopper. Apparently, I failed her little tests. I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
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Top comments
fml_lover1 0
It's a good thing you tried to help her though! Didn't you see the movie, "Drag Me To Hell"???? Bad things could happen if you reject little old ladies!
no1askdu 5
You should have punched her in the face.... i mean you already got fired what else do u have to lose..
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Comments (225)
Bleepbloop360 7
You got fired really?! No shit, you could run your bank into the ground doing that
bladomas 2
dumb ass ydi, never have pity
kittypurry25 6
you meant well and your obviously kindhearted. everyone should keep the mean comments about the destruction of our economy. how about, you get off FML and bitch our president out.
fml_mu 10
Be professional when you are at work, not emotional... pfft!!
LydiaLynn 0
Honestly I would of done the Same thing... but this reminds me of that one episode on 'Tyler Perry's Meet The Brown's'!! :)!
bluerhhajfk 17
She was probably a secret customer employed by the bank to weed out bad workers.
kbabylvr21 10
YDI! Do you even know how serious of a job working in a bank is?! Clearly you don't take it seriously because if you did, you would never have tried to cheat the system. If she had no source of income, that would've been a huge loss on the bank. I just started working at one, and never in a million years would I have done that for any customer! Shame on you!
supernaturalcat 12
No good deed goes unpunished ...
littlexlune 16
That's why you don't do anyone favors.
SpyroCool 13
You can't help people nowadays. It always leads to trouble