Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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ChristianHunter 0
Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up
alicemassie 0
i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL
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Comments (127)
Gilliam999 0
that's when you say "sure meat me at the end of the street" then go to bef
bizarre_ftw 22
Drop each off at the wrong place
babe7260 30
What a bunch of assholes!!!! Time for new friends indeed!!!!! So sorry that happened!!!!!
GRgoldfish 19
tell them that your not there door mat, hang up and through a party. invite every one you know and 'forget' to invite them. then call THEM drunk out of your mind asking them for a ride.
hilillyhere 3
Story of my life!
Dalleee 29
they didn't forget, they needed a driver and if you knew about the party. ..
Ivy_M 3
Those quotation marks belong around the word "friends" as well, you shouldn't let them treat you like a door mat
flakesObran 10
Maybe"forget" to pick them up?
LyricaSilvan 30
I would have laughed and told them to either find cab fare or have fun walking home.