Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML
Today, I realized that I’ve been slowly staying later and later at work, then having a glass of wine before bed to avoid my husband, because we mostly fight whenever we see each other now. FML
Today, after I divorced my husband because of his extreme alcoholism, he's now sober and got his life together and I see the man I fell madly in love with. Apparently, getting better for revenge meant more than getting better for the marriage. FML
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, I've lost weight, given up beer, soda, and fast food, finished the house project backlog, cleaned the house, and gotten the kids on a chore regimen over the past seven months, all things my wife asked me to do to reduce her stress and revive her sex drive. Oh wait… she still won't have sex. FML
Today, if I want to be sexually attracted to my wife, I need to be very drunk, but if I'm very drunk there's about a 2/3 chance I'll have whisky dick. Before you ask, we've been married over 40 years, so there's no point in divorcing, we've been together too long, so who else would want to shag us except each other? FML
Today, it's been twelve years, seven months, and fifteen days since my wife has wanted sex. She was drunk. She no longer drinks. Guess my name is Job now and I have to be patient. FML
Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML
Today, my wife was finally in the mood after 150+ attempts to seduce her and I was drunk to keep it up. Now she's upset and thinks I'm not attracted to her. FML
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Top comments
LuluRichards 20
Maybe marriage counselling is worth a try?
Nimmrodel 11
That was one depressing read. Maybe time to seek help; that's not healthy for you or him.
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Comments (104)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Either seek help and try to save your marriage or walk away, because you are on a dangerous path there.
rob02 19
upgrade to something stronger or make his fat ass workout
sabine123_fml 5
Both of you need help!
Lovehimdearly 3
Sounds to me that you checked out of this relationship long ago.....not really fair to anyone!
Bafrinn 14
Well, That's Unusual.
MuleCrater 1
Maybe he let himself go because his wife drinks too much. Two sides to every story.
Guardian88 21
Actually there (3) sides to every story, yours, mine, and the truth
brandoneyez1 25
Sounds like time to figure out where your relationship is going.
ErinRosado 14
This is so sad. You guys need to have a long talk...Preferably without a bottle of wine.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
umm.....so hold on im confused did she get what she wanted.not sure what shes trying to say here.i guess that she's gotten over alcoholism and that that combined with her husband no longer being attractive to her was the direct cause of her no longer being a sex addict.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
oh i see now it was last thing that made her attracted to him. i agree she should maybe seek help for this unfortunate situation