Today, I joked to a client that every time I see his name, I start singing the song 'Dr Jones' by Aqua. He looked blankly at me, so I broke into song, 'Dr Jones, Dr Jones, calling Dr Jones... ' He still looked blankly, but now also utterly horrified, as were the rest of the waiting room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML
Today, I was working overnight with a handful of coworkers, one who has a reputation for being very quiet. He and I were alone when he suddenly burst into a beautiful folk song. When I told the others what happened, he pretended he didn't know what I was talking about, and now they think I'm nuts. FML
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, me, a coworker, and my manager were looking at random advertisements. One ad was a picture of three fish. My coworker named them what I thought were completely random names. I said, "Those are stupid names." Turns out those are my manager's kids' names. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work, humming to myself while scrolling through memes. I started laughing and I said out loud, “You’re so stupid” to my phone. Someone in the next stall said, “Excuse me?” and I had to fake a cough and flush just to escape. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
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Top comments
Zestus 19
so im guessing not the psychiatrist kind of doctor?
Snicket 13
Who is Dr Jones?
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Comments (82)
Zestus 19
so im guessing not the psychiatrist kind of doctor?
Blackhawk706 23
Maybe a reverse psychiatrist...
zarosian 17
Lol don't worry OP just keep Calm and Sing on
Snicket 13
Who is Dr Jones?
gracehi 33
Harrison Ford and Sean Connery
nairi09 12
Dr. Jones, get up now
yscpunkchick 14
...get up now...
smurfnipples44 8
You done goofed
tayymeds 23
You just don't want them to come back... right?
nattlecakes 19
Sounds like a tough crowd
oddities 20
That would've been a good time for life to become a musical. Or for auto tune to kick in.
cjwayy 22
Some people just have no sense of humor. Sorry, OP. No one gets my jokes either.
oddities 20
I don't get how someone couldn't get that though. I mean, come on people! Harrison Ford AND Sean Connery. That should be more than enough for them.
PenguinBitch 44
@10. BAHAHAHAHAHA. That was a good one. XD
illmatic2 16
Your jokes must suck.
miianah1 22
I winced at this FML.
oddities 20
I winced at this comment. That reference is fantastic.
miianah1 22
Wow this was a while ago and I barely figured out how to look at my old comments. Anyway, you know that feeling when you're watching TV and something super embarrassing happens to the main character and you can't help but FEEL the embarassment? If you answered no, watch the YouTube video of Tom Hiddleston being prank interviewed my Smosh. Lol, Cheers c: