Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
nothing92x 13
"You broke into my car, I break your heart!"
Seany_93 18
That is nice, What a **** head, you deserve better!
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Comments (100)
mimiminx 23
Personally I'd be thinking it's completely OTT to break into my car to leave me candy. Love note on the windscreen yes, breaking into my car, crazy!
WelcomeToAndale 13
The relationship between a man and his car is a special one...
Relenaz 9
It's his loss...
ThirstyGrunt 6
Well did you break into his car? You were rather vague on how you got the candy inside it ...
CoyoteOldOne 17
Congratulations - you missed a bullet. If your boyfriend is that neurotic or dickish, you're better off without him. Now that he's out of your life, you are free to find a partner that doesn't act like this.
rdez897 2
Aww
RKD 23
Maybe he had something in there he didn't want you finding,,,,sounds like he is a real jerk, you are better off, OP!
Elizabeth_Scholt 18
All men suck.
mitzygarcia92 2
The eff !?!? Crazy guy
wingL 11
break into his car for real then .... =_=