Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
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nothing92x 13
"You broke into my car, I break your heart!"
Seany_93 18
That is nice, What a **** head, you deserve better!
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Comments (100)
jewelz1012 11
He did you a favor... He is not the sharpest tool in the shed!
perdix 31
That's bad luck. You managed to accidentally hit a sore spot with him. Some people don't like to have certain spaces invaded, even by those with kind intentions. For me, surprise parties creep me out. While it was for fun this time, it's disturbing to know that your friends and family can pull off an elaborate conspiracy behind your back without you knowing about it.
marcranger 29
Finally, someone else who gets it! Am I the only one bothered by OP's total lack of consideration for his space?
DanielleinDC 34
She thought she was doing something nice for him. Maybe it wasn't the best way to go about it, but unless he's hiding something, he could very well have asked her not to do that again. You should break into his car again and search it, OP. Who knows what you'll find?!
Matrixguards 2
Now "that" time she could get in trouble wit the law.
Satoaoi 13
lucky it was you if it was me I would of slapped the hell out of him First. then kicked him in tiny balls. took my candy back and rippedup the note in his face next time I saw him
dmac843 2
He was hiding something in his care he didn't want you to know about.
marcranger 29
OP, I really, really hope you had a copy of his key and didn't just break in. Had my boyfriend done something that "romantic" to me, breaking up with him would be the least of my actions. He'd be dealing with the cops as well. Regardless of whether you broke in or not, while you might have thought it was a sweet gesture, he clearly saw it as an invasion. YDI for not knowing that at the very least.
RedPillSucks 33
popo: Hello, 911. What's the nature of your emergency? OP-BF: Hello? Someone broke into my car. popo: Can you tell if anything was stolen? OP-BF: No, but they left candy and a love note. popo: What the..., Is there any damage to your car? OP-BF: Not that I can tell. I think some of the candy may have melted onto the seat. popo: Please call us back after your GF has slapped the shit out of you. it wont be an emergency, but we can charge her with justifiable assaulted nuts.
Astubbs1 5
Tells you who he loved more
Spottedfeather 7
Shouldn't have got into his car without permission. Just because you're with him doesn't give you the right to be in every place he goes.
twiztedone 19
Ungrateful bastard!
vulcansnowman 3
Kinda stalker ish if you ask me.
jujubunni5 9
Maybe he's hiding something? Or just the really private time. If he is normally more open than that you should raise an eyebrow. If not then is it a big loss?