Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
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nothing92x 13
"You broke into my car, I break your heart!"
Seany_93 18
That is nice, What a **** head, you deserve better!
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Comments (100)
panda_lou 11
I would have asked him what he was hiding in his car that he was so scared that I'd find. Guys don't just randomly freak out when their girlfriends leave notes and shit. I'm a very trusting person in a relationship but that'd shoot up a red flag in my mind.
marcranger 29
I disagree. I don't have anything valuable/ evidence of massive orgies in my car, but I'd still be pissed that someone broke into my private property without my permission. I'm willing to give OP the benefit of the doubt and assume she had a set of his car keys, but even still, I'd consider such an act a huge invasion of my privacy.
RedPillSucks 33
Why would it be an invasion of privacy if you gave someone the keys to your car and they used the key? Seems like tacit permission, but I'm no lawyer, although I did sleep with Paris Hilton once.
panda_lou 11
These people are dating. She was trying to do something nice for him and I highly doubt she broke in. Nobody puts that much effort in to something. Perhaps she took the keys to unlock the car or hell maybe he leaves it unlocked. You guys are imagining bricks through windows when you need to be imagining "hey I forgot something in the car, let me grab it." When you say someone please be aware that the someone isn't a stranger but your significant other. You'd consider them putting something nice in your car an invasion of privacy?
KilKidd 8
Have to agree with you here, its a major issue if she's breaking into his car.
insaneDONUTZ 15
date me! you can give me all the candy and I wouldn't mind!
Enslaved 38
Did you throw a rock at his windshield to break his window? Forgivable if the candy was "Sour Patch Kids" First sour then sweet.(:
ManInTheMachine 20
I would be pissed too if you busted a $200 window to put $2 worth of candy and a note in it.
perdix 31
You're not a well-matched couple anyways. He likes to snack on candy, while you prefer Slim Jims.
ManInTheMachine 20
She seems like more of a sausage girl to me.
Enslaved 38
*In the "Macho Man's" Voice* "Snap into a Slim Jim!" (R.I.P. Randy Savage)
perdix 31
#26, *facepalm*, I don't know if you are having me on, or whether I need to explain this to you, but here goes: a slim jim is also a tool you use to break in to cars.
ManInTheMachine 20
Uh, I was just having you on... *looks around suspiciously*
perdix 31
#39, shit! I hate having to explain my jokes . . . even worse when I didn't really have to! I wasn't sure you didn't know or just wanted to take the thread a different direction. I feel like covering myself in ketchup and laying motionless on the ground!
RedPillSucks 33
Is that how Kay likes it?
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Was it unlocked? Cause he needs to start locking his car
onorexveritas 24
I think he was looking for a excuse to dump you
10showgirl 16
Sounds suspicious to me.... Sounds like he was hiding something.... Don't take him back if he asks for a second chance.
gregkingsley 4
Talk about looking for a reason! Eayyy?
Perfectg 9
What?!? Such an asshole. He just couldn't find a valuable reason to break up with you.