Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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RuCheezBurger 10
He should be thankful he even got something. I know I would be.
MolesterStallone 13
That means he watches a lot of ****...
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Comments (153)
goodgood_fml 5
Geez. Preserve your cooch only to be criticized for not being able to **** like a **** star. Times sure have changed.
Needafarm 22
OP's boyfriend needs to be a little more vocal in bed. Tell her what he wants her to do and and how and the same goes for her. Telling her to watch **** isn't really constructive. **** is not a tutorial on REAL sex.
Needafarm 22
19- If the relationship is relatively new then they might not both enjoy it. I know that my fiance enjoyed what we did together in the beginning, but there is a learning curve with a partner. It was just a matter of communication and everything worked out fine. Practice Practice Practice.
chtychtybngbng 11
That's really harsh! **** is unrealistic and in no way shape or form is a demonstration of actual sex between two people who care about watch other. The emphasis is on male pleasure. The woman's pleasure often not a concern. If your boyfriend wants someone who acts like a **** star in bed he needs to go date a **** star. I do believe he would find that relationship not everything he thought it would be, and in the end not as fulfilling. I think you should find a new boyfriend who values you and your intimacy more.
TotalWin 0
To everyone who is bashing of the guy, bad timing maybe but there is a lot to sex. Its not just a dick and a ****** here, if he didn't enjoy it then you need to talk and figure out what turns him on. Maybe he is a douche and has **** star expectations but my gf and I talk a lot about it and figure out how to be the best partner either one of us has had before. PS, she learns all her new positions from ****.
ungawd 3
Lol **** is full of everything not to do or at least they do it wrong for the sake of camera angles and entertainment.
mrboomstik 3
Means he watches too much ****
JoshO_o 4
I'm here if u want ;)
rita91 5
Aw, get some diccatomous pesticide, it's natural and u can get from a pool place or feed store
rita91 5
Sorry wrong fml