Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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Top comments
RuCheezBurger 10
He should be thankful he even got something. I know I would be.
MolesterStallone 13
That means he watches a lot of ****...
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Comments (153)
bethanybunny_fml 4
Wtf to the people saying "omg watch more/at least he's being honest" Uh, NO. I mean I guess if you wanted to get crazy and do a handstand while pleasuring him(sarcasm), go for it.. but he's lucky to be getting any! He sounds like the sad type that stays home all day to watch it. ._.
allplayedout 20
Dump him, he's either 16 or hopeless. Could be both, I suppose.
racerapj 10
What is that supposed to mean?
GypsyRover 0
Mimes can txt I guess. Lol
jayhawkchik 4
No, that just means he WATCHES too much ****.
marramrammar 2
Keeping it real- F him, give him Zero and move on to someone who appreciate. He is just not the one for you, so before you get caught up w him and he crushes your heart move on. If he mentioned **** then he will want you breaking your morals to please him. Focus on someone who enjoys all of you and go all out pleasing him!!!
kyliersb 4
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rldrship 0
Wow no need to watch **** to entertain me
happylawyer 16
There is good **** and trashy ****. Go more for erotica than just ****. Men want a lady by their side in public and a "**** star in bed". There is always some room for learning. You dont' have to act slutty, but, loosening up a little may not be that bad. You could also watch **** with him and comment on the men's body and get some ideas on what you want him doing to you. ;-)
teamlucas 8
Wow! maybe next time you have sex with him, you should say something insulting back like how you wish he had a better ****, or how you wish you didn't have to fake orgasms when you have sex. Why do guys want their women to be like the ******* ***** in ****? I look at it this way. You want me to do anal with you? Well, I want you to last for more than 5 minutes! You want me to deep throat you? I want you to eat me out! its give and take. If you can't fulfill my demands and needs as well as wanting me to fulfill yours, then you can go back to watching **** and cuddle up with Rosy Palm!
prettyinpink03 11
Precisely one of the reasons I don't like ****. Not saying I don't watch it but when a guy compares real sex to **** sex... That's a problem.
frdmnky12 6
Wow, so many girls projecting onto anything that seems SLIGHTLY similar to what they've ****** up themselves. Maybe she actaully was just shit, and telling her to watch **** is like telling a new baseball player to watch the pros.
Mikeskinner 7
Try doggy style, reverse cowboy, etc.