Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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Top comments
RuCheezBurger 10
He should be thankful he even got something. I know I would be.
MolesterStallone 13
That means he watches a lot of ****...
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Comments (153)
dog2856710 0
what a dick >:(
wildsweetchild 19
Agree...plus he should simply say what he likes not just send her to watch ****. Plus if he thinks that **** is a guide to how real sex should be, he's really mistaking, it's as fake as it can be (reminds me of fake wrestling). Great sex is about real passion, love and care...and communication helps it too.
lexi365 20
Hopefully you are a visual learner.
wildocean 5
**** sucks- its fake!!! Pay anyone $10,000 and the will act like a ***** too! **** does not mean good sex it means fake! You can't build a relationship on fake! He's an ass!!!
klx125cross 9
Take his advice! It works... Haha
klx125cross 9
Take his advice! It works... Haha
AngelSpit 18
To #76 "a Jedi in the streets and a Sith in the sheets." ;)
quisi 2
Something tells me it was great for her cause she just laid there...
im_too_pro 2
I don't think she needs to be a **** star. She jut needs to get a new idea and try them one at a time. **** stars do like 10 things. With 2 people. Of each gender So 40 for those who don't like math :)
IneffableLullaby 13
That was a bit harsh of your boyfriend. Unless of course you just lied there like a dead fish...in which case, you kinda deserve it. Regardless, there's nothing wrong with spicing it up every now and then. If you're in a bit of an adventurous mood, they do have books out there will illustrations of various positions for various body types, so I'm sure as long as you're willing to experiment, you'll find something you and your boyfriend will enjoy. :) If he still isn't grateful for you opening up to adding more to the bedroom and this becomes a big problem, dump him. There are guys out there who will appreciate you if he will not.