Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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Top comments
RuCheezBurger 10
He should be thankful he even got something. I know I would be.
MolesterStallone 13
That means he watches a lot of ****...
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Comments (153)
lucidpattern 6
I mean, he's a dick for saying that, but you might just be boring in bed. Just saying.
EleanorHu 5
he never cares about how you feel about that.
I_support_u 1
Talk to him and ask what he wants and tell him what u want. Good sex is all about communication whether u do it before, during (my fav), or after. I support u!
RentaName 15
Practice makes perfect.
pregnantpianist 2
**** does teach us girls how to do it. Not saying you need to watch **** to be able to please your man, but it helped me and my man. Girls in pornos are in them because they're pros. Just a thought.
Ugi 27
But they are not doing what they are doing for themselves or for their, ehm, partner, but for the camera. That changes what they do completely.
Fou_Lou 20
I disagree strongly on #154. **** does teach sex like the fast and furious does teach driving. Girls in pornos are actors theyre as pro as bruce willis is a real cop. The girls in pornos do as the director says that has nothing to do with being good at sex. Id really prefer any genuine hornyface above an moaning act.
Landrykm91 6
Actually, I'm very good at switching it up. Not too many girls are willing to suck your dick and move on to a new position (and I like yoga so im pretty flexible and creative) right after you ******. It's not my lack of experience, apparently I'm "not verbal enough". But to me, I'm not about to scream "Oh yeah daddy f*ck that pussy harder harder harder" with our roomate right below us.
Landrykm91 6
Ok, so I am the OP and there is confusion lol It wasn't my lack of movement or anything that caused him to say it, he wanted me to be "more vocal". However, I can't exactly scream and shriek and moan like a pornstar when our roomate's bedroom is directly below ours. My point was, he was just being an insensitive dick that day.
Camerone453 14
He needs to know that many things done in **** don't actually feel good
SiraSiemens 21
aw man thats like mean :(