Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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Top comments
RuCheezBurger 10
He should be thankful he even got something. I know I would be.
MolesterStallone 13
That means he watches a lot of ****...
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Comments (153)
stfuNOWplease 6
I watch **** to do things even better... Take it as constructive criticism and surprise him with all of the amazing things you have learned. ;)
The_Thinker 18
It's alright, OP. No need to hide - what you really need here is for us to get you started, not so? Never fret - we'll have you a-rough and tumblin' all over that man within a matter of hours. Oh, and don't forget to bring a towel.
GypsyRover 0
Let him catch you watching lesbian ****! Lol
LuckyLynx7732 5
How do you think guys learn about sex? Do you have any idea how pathetic we would be in bed if left to our own devices? My suggestion would be that the two of you sit down and watch some together.
zombiekitten87 12
Sex session... Ah, how romantic.
underguarded 20
Tell me again why it's your job to act like a **** star and how you're so bad at sex when all a man does is go in and out... Are you serious? How ignorant
kyliersb 4
Doesn't matter, had sex.
HiddenValley 5
**** isn't reality.
Faye2210 9
It's not that bad. At least he's being honest. Just watch more ****
Callyn 47
Meh. Just tell him to give you some tips and then get some practice. If you can't talk about your sex life with your partner, there's something wrong with the relationship but he seems comfortable talking about it with you.