Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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RuCheezBurger 10
He should be thankful he even got something. I know I would be.
MolesterStallone 13
That means he watches a lot of ****...
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Comments (153)
fyreprincess 3
i'm sorry you feel disappointed. ask him what he likes. have a sexy talk about what you both want.
tygerarmy 35
Both people having sex should enjoy it. The OP obviously did. She doesn't have to act like a **** star if she doesn't want to. But then she isn't filling her boyfriends desires and they aren't sexually compatible then.
kimmi41509 10
The only way to find out what he wants and likes is to ask him. That's the mistake people make these days. It's important to be aware of each other's desires and the way you like things. Otherwise the sex probably won't be too great. Good luck OP!
hellya14 0
My guess is he wants a **** star and not a real woman...
rs89 20
Then she'll have to meet him half ways by getting him some blow-up doll and a ***** for her, all while watching ****... Hurray modern life! What's the world coming to?
captainburke 5
Uh no if you stopped having sex with him he wouldn't be saying that shit
MorganXAlexander 6
What a doucher
CaptainDoorknob 7
24 - If your profile picture is any indication, you and him are both one of the same..
bananagrams 9
^Way to judge by appearance, doucher.
Schizomaniac 24
"sex session" For some reason that word choice makes me dislike you.
Landrykm91 6
I wasn't crazy about it either, but I wasn't sure how to word it. And I would never say "sex sesh". I think you're mistaking me for the kind of girl who's 16, into Beiber and Jersey Shore, and has posters of Edward Cullen all over my walls.
AngelicTide 11
**** is for entertainment, a fantasy. Not many people want/can do that. Tell your boyfriend to me more realistic!
Myo_fml 20
At least YOU had an amazing time.
Enslaved 38
He'd rather you watch **** vs him personally expressing/teaching what he likes and doesn't?