Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML
Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, I went to bed early, feeling responsible. At 2 a.m., I woke up in a panic because I forgot to set my alarm. While fixing it, I actually turned it off completely. I overslept, missed work, and proved once again that I should never trust myself. FML
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
Today, after being a few minutes late to work a few times this week, I left the house super early this morning. When I got to work, security hadn’t unlocked the doors yet, so I waited in my car, where I ended up falling asleep and sleeping through most of my entire morning shift. FML
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Top comments
Nailpolishaholic 20
Well, you just proved you weren't fired unfairly.
superjewguy 19
no one to blame but yourself, you totally deserve it op
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Comments (60)
beararm 11
keep practicing for ur next job lol.
Purexinsanity 46
If waking up in the morning is that difficult and the alarm tricks people above me have said don't/haven't worked, maybe you should look into night shifts.
lyricalservant 21
deja vu?
jackroarrr 25
Worst nightmare.
Nicsb 16
Something that always helps me is setting my alarm 10-30 Minuets before I need to actually wake up, then about five alarms after that.
Pranav175 14
Just brush your teeth and get back to bed.
santosb1 11
You gotta get your sh*t together brahhh
oobergoober89 16
I'm thinking night shift is the way to go for you
GAMERZxxHD 25
I always have to set 10 alarms each a minute apart to make sure I get up. Try the same, works for most people.
randomheartthrob 7
Did this one time at my job and was late by 5 minutes. I now set 10 alarms on my phone to ensure I am awake to get to work early. Try that next time