The cat was fine. Unfortunately, it's still stuck firmly to the roof. It's kind of awkward when OP has to go to the garage to feed mittens, but hey, we love our pets.
Personally, it is extremely unnatural for me to place things on the tops or hoods of cars. If I'm struggling I would rather place on the ground or hold between teeth. I just know that I WILL completely forget about it. Partly this is because I am so short and if the vehicle is taller than I am, the object won't stay in my range of vision and it won't stay present in my absent-minded head.
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friedpwnadge 25
Today, your cat was not a pussy.
Colecto_fml 26
Was the cat okay?
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friedpwnadge 25
Today, your cat was not a pussy.
gjikvtj 18
The rooftop of a moving over-medicated housewife's SUV is what distinguishes a pussy from a sabertooth.
IloveToLaugh143 21
I thought that it was beverages that were commonly left atop cars, not cats.
Rallred32 20
Cats aren't beverages? That explains a lot.
zZLightZz 13
I was always so nice to cats i would feed strays but i still dislike cats in general. had a bad experience
russfml 31
Best opening fml line ever! Lmfao
incoherentrmblr 22
And if your pussy beats you up, YDI...
ForFudgeSake 6
You have cat to be kitten me. .. JK :D
elcee1987 18
This was a truly winning comment. Thank you.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
God dammt. Barbara
ArturoRamirez 16
@31- Definition of a liquid is takes the shape of the container while maintaining a constant volume, so cats are liquids.
Colecto_fml 26
Was the cat okay?
Vagitarian1 10
That's one way to rid yourself of these pests.
brand125 17
go die #40
cakefete2 31
The cat was fine. Unfortunately, it's still stuck firmly to the roof. It's kind of awkward when OP has to go to the garage to feed mittens, but hey, we love our pets.
fuckyourlifeOP 25
Well, cakefete, I am disappoint. That was one of the worst comments I've seen from you so far. You win some, you lose some, I suppose.
BreadstickFTW 7
Did the cat try to claw you to death?
zZLightZz 13
the cat probably did.
ekaat11 17
It may have been so grateful to get down that it clung to her, instead of the roof of the car
zBLAKEz 23
How do people always forget things on top of their car so easily? Especially something that's alive.
RedPillSucks 33
One might ask why the cat was on the roof. Why would OP put it there?
zBLAKEz 23
At first I thought OP put the cat there, but after re-reading the FML it seems more likely that the cat went up there on its own.
yeahthatsmeee 10
OP probably has an outside cat that was taking a nap up there
JJ_86 22
Or it followed OP after she got in the car. She would have noticed if there was something on the roof of the car before getting in.
yeahthatsmeee 10
not necessarily I don't check the top of my car before I get in it...
Animekid126 13
Well, probably because we don't check the the top of our cars often
siggy_mcsigx 22
Personally, it is extremely unnatural for me to place things on the tops or hoods of cars. If I'm struggling I would rather place on the ground or hold between teeth. I just know that I WILL completely forget about it. Partly this is because I am so short and if the vehicle is taller than I am, the object won't stay in my range of vision and it won't stay present in my absent-minded head.
LaLince 40
Better on than under the car.
askullnamedbilly 33
Or even worse, IN the car- as in the motor. Cats have a way of climbing into things where you'd never expect them and take a nap.
ForFudgeSake 6
happened to my dad. he drove a good hour before he realized a kitten had climbed up by the motor. but it was ok and his co-worker adopted it.
trex454 21
at least it survived
yeahthatsmeee 10
we don't know that...
JJ_86 22
I think we do. Otherwise it would have been a totally different FML altogether.
zZLightZz 13
no this could have been submitted right when he realized. unlikely but still possible
cakefete2 31
Really, 49? So OP heard meowing on the rooftop and decided to post this before checking on the cat?
hellnosucka 27
was your car actually a broom and were you by any chance wearing a pointy black hat?
cakefete2 31
At first i didn't know "witch"way you were going with this, but I knew something good was brewing.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Why are there so many barbara's in the world...
zahidnasir 22
Time for a drift :P
fsomelife 26
Comfort, comfort, comfort now. And be more attentive ._.
ItsMissLia 19
I guess better it was on top the car, then it being under it getting ran over.. I hope it was okay OP?