Today, after two years, my girlfriend finally got over her intimacy and commitment problems, with a guy she met over the summer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, after I'd been on and off with this girl for 6 years, I finally proposed in October 2018 and she'd said yes. A year later we got a house. By March, she is seeing another girl. And now, we still live together. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML
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ooohsloths 5
I hope nobody hits YDI because nobody deserves to get cheated on and if they did then they suck.
GodPart2 20
Ummm... ever heard of punctuation, #1? Also, I don't think you get the FML
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Comments (79)
Parvati48 15
Lol wow, I'm sorry OP that really sucks but good on you for having a good sense of humor. The user name is funny. You deserve more than that though, and I hope you find someone worth your time.
Verity101 10
I got news for you....she still has the commitment and intimacy problems, bro.
Vanillanougat 14
Sounds like those "problems" had more to do with you than her.
Kateraenee 13
That is so terrible!
Dafonz1993 2
Hope this was me, she's better off without you.