Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
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Vashen 5
kick him in the balls and tell him to get lost
Mirorbo 27
When exactly did his brain cease to function, darling?
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Comments (199)
ZomgWeAreClubKid 0
Well he's a keeper lol, Jerry Springer much? He doesn't have any balls that's just called being a complete dumbass. You'd be better off without him op.
annanonomus 0
OP, you should get yourself checked out. It sounds to me like you were well aware of his "other girlfriend" and seemed to not have a problem with it. YDI for the following reasons: (1) being aware of his other gf, (2) you being the other girl (3) for being a hussy! Sorry but this post repulsed me. You never mentioned he cheated on you and that's how you found out, which lead me to my conclusion.
cyaneyedangel 2
where does it say she doesn't have a problem with him having another girlfriend? I think the emphasis of this fml is on the fact that whilst together, he got another girl pregnant and is seemingly unrepentant
Spleenfull1334 0
Wow, seriously? The only reason OP would put this up is obviously because she's upset about it. Seriously people, every single FML on this site that has to do with cheating, there's always those people that say YDI because of some stupid reason. How could OP possibly be okay with her situation? Jeeziz man.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Directly stating "he cheated on me with her" would be redundant, IMO, and possibly a bit condescending. It's quite apparently implied by the nature and context of the post. Why are some girls so quick to judge others harshly on this stuff? =
Little_Lamb_fml 13
He's a bad boyfriend
8Goldenflowers 0
pfft. dump your boyfriend.....
LifeSucks102 0
Either he's got balls of steel, or he's just a ******* idiot. **** that noise and **** helping him with the baby. Dump his ass immediately.
KaarmaaBiitchzz 0
wooowwwwwwww!!! thats crazy!! I hope that you said "no".. what did he except anyways? that you were gonna say " yes ill help you with your baby, i'll buy his huggies for you, i'll wipe his little ass for you, i'll buy his little toys for you, i'll buy his food for you, i'll wake up in the middle of the night when he cries for you, i'll do everything I can do just like if it wasn't your other girlfriend's baby....."
blahzz 4
Well I think someone's gonna get their dick chopped off tonight right OP? ;)
keilanclarke 0
not funny.
blahzz 4
Yes thank you troll.
Ariasmake_1 0
step mommy!
spidersilkx9 0
what a douche noodle.
MetalFish 0
He means 'Hell', but iPod's are atheist so therefore will not type 'Hell'