Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
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Vashen 5
kick him in the balls and tell him to get lost
Mirorbo 27
When exactly did his brain cease to function, darling?
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Comments (199)
justj2010 0
the dude you call your bf has a deficient brain and must be detached from your life poste-haste.
awesomesauce8 0
if a tree falls on a mime in the middle of a dark forest...does anyone care?
IIFoxII 0
what are you talking about ??
IrishWildMan 3
Of course not! Damn mimes......creepy bastards.
Xavi89 0
lmfao!!!!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Break up with him before he gets you pregnant.
Titzorgtfo 0
I'd bet that she is the other woman... sucks for you, go ahead and get knocked up, that way you'll be on even terms
R3kli3 10
sucks
RedPillSucks 33
This was just before he found out that the other woman got a miss-carriage , right?
Cnote231 0
he got her pregnant and expects you to help? what a loser
MetalFish 0
if you just assume everyone is a "C U Next Tuesday", you'll find your right / wrong ratio gets a lot better on the "right" side :p
IIFoxII 0
haha that's great , but yeah u should prolly leave him , the baby doesn't need ur help