Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
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Top comments
Vashen 5
kick him in the balls and tell him to get lost
Mirorbo 27
When exactly did his brain cease to function, darling?
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Comments (199)
fmylouis 0
I DO hope that you mean your EX-boyfriend by now!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#11 Agreed! OP, if you haven't already ditched this loser, then I recommend doing so immediately! Then get tested for STDs.
mooshibear140 4
I agree with #11, dump his ass if you haven't already!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Heh, these "current or ex?" comments explain why OPs sometimes say things like "the father of my child." Then they get blasted for "sounding like a ****." Damned if you do...
llppjhddt 0
why would she do that? help the man.
CelloNerd 0
off topic here but
FFML_314 12
"I just ate a rabbits asshole and I'm not sure where to put my bong" She asked me to finish her sentence, right before I killed her.
kingghidorah 10
20-though I am curious what bizarre chain of events occurred to make someone do this, at the risk of death I'm just gonna go along with you here. =)
RedPillSucks 33
obviously, the rabbit asshole was to get rid of the taste of the bong smoke. Of course, I'm assuming she didn't have a typo and meant to type "rabid asshole". If that's the case.... never mind.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Was it foamy, hydrophobic, and photosensitive, RPS? ;)
Tomzor 0
kl story bro.
gohabs21 0
can I have this guys address so I can beat the shit out of him?
hidingoutt7 0
tell him to keep it in his pants next time and to make sure of that u should kick him in the balls over and over
Hikarishimizu 13
**** him up so bad he'll be in the hospital for years. He's ******* retarded, and to think he could get away with treating you like that? Despicable.
CelloNerd 0
no, 18, the comment didn't show up properly. what I meant to say was
starile 20
Furthermore,
rallets 23
candlejack is gonna take you away for not finishing your.....
keilanclarke 0
lousy girlfriend...i hope you get hit by a truck for putting this on fml.
9010649 3
quit your trolling -.-
Action_Bastard 0
Either this man has the biggest balls made of the most durable metal alloy ever discovered...or...well that's pretty much it. That's pretty fearless of him to make such a suggestion.
perdix 31
Didn't he already help out enough with the baby? Sounds like a euphemistic way to ask for a threesome -- face it, he's been doing time-shifted threesomes for quite a while now.
RedPillSucks 33
Exactly. Can't hurt a playah for asking..... Well, if you beat him to death, at least it wont hurt for long.