Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
iq tests mean shit when it comes to real life applications
DameGreyWulf 1
The smartest person in the world often forgets to tie their shoes. In other words, just because you're logically intelligent, doesn't mean you have common sense. That being said... what the eff. Why must you be a woman.... why
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Ret_fml 0
high IQ =/= intelligence. I know from experience, just because you can solve a few math/literacy questions doesn't mean you can solve problems in the real world.
Xrailer 0
Your IQ doesn't measure how smart you are, only how fast you're able to figure out solutions and adapt.
hbgoddard 0
*GASP*, the test must be rigged!!!!! /sarcasm /facepalm
timothyD12 0
you so deserve it, first of all how do you confuse an electric razor with a sound from the wall? secondly, how can you confuse analytical thinking tested in an IQ test with practical skills and knowledge, such as being able to recognize a sound of a specific machine? Thirdly, you are an IDIOT for thinking that an IQ test means that you have some supreme powers and that it makes you stand above all people with lower IQ in all situations. I'm sorry, but that just makes me wanna whack you over the head with you IQ test-book.
what_thefk 0
dumb bitch
grapenutsrbt 0
You know whats hilarious? The exact same thing happened with my wife and I. We thought the bathroom fan was making weird noise even when it wasn't turned on and sure enough it was her razor that had a little wall mount in the shower left on. We had that thing on for like 3 hours.
lologirl419 0
I clicked YDI simply because you tried to relate this to an IQ test... so you did something stupid. Happens to all of us... Where's the "so what?" button? Put in on MLIA cause NO ONE FREAKIN' CARES!!!
the_stereotype 0
yeah, i did too. i hate when these idiots post FMLs about something stupid and then talk about their IQ or college or something like that. no one ******* cares! YDI for feeling so insecure to mention it.
softbonez 0
Um, my boyfriend is as dumb as a rock. Guys aren't smarter. :)
singachic87 0
i hate the way this FML is worded. and ydi.
unhappy_girl 0
how the hell is this FML a FML? dont write stupid things about IQ tests