Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
iq tests mean shit when it comes to real life applications
DameGreyWulf 1
The smartest person in the world often forgets to tie their shoes. In other words, just because you're logically intelligent, doesn't mean you have common sense. That being said... what the eff. Why must you be a woman.... why
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Comments (96)
komodo65 6
YDI for being pretentious
iMiDGiT 0
Being smart at stuff you (might) need to know doesn't mean you are going to be smart at things you do (or should) need to know. (Referring to beating him in the IQ Test)
bella_theresa 0
More like f his life.
ttuwmasian 0
sounds like you took an online iq test. what do you do for a career? sounds like your husband let you win that iq test
glostik 0
It's not brains, Hun. It's something called COMMON SENSE. O,..,O
aksum 0
#66 Seriously, Kings and Queens are not voted for
seniors 5
IQ tests are for idiots designed By idiots... So don't feel so good about ur self There was a girl in France that had a higher iq than Einstein but who's ever heard of her???? Its wat u do that makes u smart
abb31897 0
I don't get it
KBurns207 17
There's all kinds of people with high IQ's. Doesn't mean they're smart either.
worldclassrager 41
It's an IQ test does that really matter?