Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
iq tests mean shit when it comes to real life applications
DameGreyWulf 1
The smartest person in the world often forgets to tie their shoes. In other words, just because you're logically intelligent, doesn't mean you have common sense. That being said... what the eff. Why must you be a woman.... why
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Comments (96)
danceoo 0
um...this is so not an fml. and IQ tests test how good you are at taking IQ tests, not how smart you are
alyzandra 0
THIS IS NOT A FML. However, after reading it, I feel that my life is probably ******. Why? Because you're retarded, and I wasted seconds of my life reading this.
plexico 4
You beat your husband at an IQ test, and this is why you deduce he was messing with your electric razor, Sherlock? He must be pretty stupid to have lost to you. Or he threw it.
your_face 15
He wasn't messing with her razor... she hadn't turned the razor off after using it. When her husband gave her "that look" it was for not figuring out that the noise was the razor.
WhoaNelly 0
IQ stands for the number of lightbulbs you have, not the number of them that are actually turned on.
Cdldriver 0
Another blonde joke for the weekend. Lol
rosierosierosie 0
oh wow kill yourself
sublime93 0
Sooo very lame
valuemeal2 1
The comment about the IQ test was totally unnecessary and makes me more inclined to click YDI than FML.
Wankster 0
Wack! who the hell mods these lame ass FMLs?? Everytime I Mod a funny ass FML they never get put on. Biatches
youthink_fml 0
all you people that don't believe in iq tests must score really low.
null_fml 11
Yeah, #41... a lot of these posts echo of a dejected high school guidance counselor looking through menial labour jobs for a student, spouting falsities like "Einstein did badly at IQ tests, and look how he turned out!" IQ tests are not accurate to a pinpoint, but they attempt to remove the aid of education and base purely on logical thinking. Logical thinking - surprise, surprise - is the pinnacle of problem solving both in the classroom and in the real world. Online tests are terribly inconsistent and often give a purposely-inflated score to attempt to seduce takers into buying their "results" or whatever "statistical analysis" the site supposedly offers. However, if both people took the exact same test, the relative results are much more likely to be accurate considering only the relation and not the static score.