Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML
Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML
Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
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zp5 4
wait! wait for me! *trips and falls on knees* sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! ssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! (from Family Guy)
salmendoza9 0
it happens to the best of us
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Comments (118)
bayonet 0
if you are that dumb, maybe you shouldn't worry about a test. life seems too difficult for you. maybe you should just kill yourself
MrCalves 1
Flawless logic...
DrStarryguy 0
Your an asshole. everyone forgets something once in there life at least!
TwilightBabe22 0
hey
MeganReed 0
People on here telling them to kill themself. That's so stupid. Its one exam that's not a reason for it. Idiots. But I'm sorry that does suck.
Macrohard 0
Yes.
Lovepeace18 0
ooooohhhhhh u guh !!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Hopefully someone knows the Heimlich.
zp5 4
oh u guh?? can someone translate this?
zakkyzebra 11
pronunciation: "ow-oo-guh"
DocBastard 40
It is exceedingly obvious to all but the feeblest of intellect that Lovepeave is referring to Georgetown University Hospital (GUH). She is clearly concerned for OP's health and is urging him to seek medical attention at not just any clinic, but at one of the finest academic hospitals in the US. I applaud your humanitarianism, ma'am. Brava.
epic_phail 0
I love you, Doc. your comments always make my day.
variants 0
can you use this word in a sentence please ? :)
kylescham 0
Wait, there was nothing bad that happened to you. You fell oh no.
RosiePatosie 0
It's better than being late.. at least you can go home.
danielle25 15
Ahh that sucks.. At least you can study more and by that way get a better grade? :)
WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa 1
ouch? Ah, that's happened to me, but I did a face-plant instead. Now that hurt.
Schizomaniac 24
This isn't about you, you selfish asshole.
danielle25 15
^ win:)
MrCalves 1
Maybe he wasn't making a pun...
Violacatt 0
At least you definitely made it to the exam on time.