Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML
Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML
Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
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zp5 4
wait! wait for me! *trips and falls on knees* sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! ssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! (from Family Guy)
salmendoza9 0
it happens to the best of us
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Comments (118)
roryrobotic 5
Sad
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You must have been very BUSy to forget something like that. FYL.
iliketurdles 7
You should just have stayed on the floor and for like a minute and said: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Like Lois from Family guy xD
Siren2 0
That's what you humans get for using school. It's so... primitive.
Falcon_My_Life 0
So how was your trip?
bballchamp43 0
don't worry. it's better than missing it.
Adolf_Grammer_Hi 0
Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein!
MnBran6 0
10!
evig_fml 16
8 don't you mean Peter? I don't remember Lois ever doing that
millionaire93 0
oh you poor poor thing.
lindsaysue 4
evig- Lois did it in an episode after peter's accident, only she is holding her breast instead of her knee like Peter did. But Peter's was the original..
Mysanitywins 10
Yeah, like your a god. Get a life.
Mysanitywins 10
My comment was @23 lol.
Sazzers 0
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!
Flamehog9 0
54:Grammar doesn't have an "e".
tiipsypiink09 0
thank god you're not human!! Cuz one of us might have realized we were posting in the wrong place...
chaos753159 4
i declarr shenanigans >_>
rahsoccer 2
it's sad cuz I think it is fake.
CapnAwesome 11
Goto school and revise for test! Simple.
ckjacques53198 0
that sucks. not that sharp are u?
trucktwister 0
lol isn't that the lego dragon from Disney world?
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I've been there OP. That's a bummer :/ Props for taking initiative... sort of.
chili10 18
she wasn't taking initiative, she was just desperate to get to class
frozzenhart 0
Haha , nicely put , chili . But now that you mention it , who in their right mind would be desperate to go to school ? ;X
Flammin8 0
probably someone who cares for the there future..someone you'll work for someday. jk karma
Jeremiuh 0
^ win
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Hahaha by initiative I mean running for the bus. From experience, I can tell you most of the time I'd rather be late than look like a fool. And I know that makes no sense but that's just me... not making any sense.
hiphopchick7 1
u stole the words right out my mouth, apparently #67 doesn't care about their future
valri3 0
well at least the bus driver waited for you. And you can study for longer? YDI OP.
salmendoza9 0
it happens to the best of us
gatrettms19 0
u look like a ****
BWill9014 4
dang that sucks
ClickMyPicture 0
Just go to school and study then :
xxxbooxxx 16
band aids :)
mesnugglez 0
Could be worse....
yumsugarr 8
Awww that suckss! I guess just use the time to study..