Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML
Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML
Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
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zp5 4
wait! wait for me! *trips and falls on knees* sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! ssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! sssssssss ahhhhhhhh! (from Family Guy)
salmendoza9 0
it happens to the best of us
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Comments (118)
Alleged_Cranium 7
YS=you suck (this is not a FML)
zp5 4
if he wasn't making a pun, then what would be the point of writing "have a nice trip"? because i'm pretty sure theres nothing about a trip in the FML, theres something about someone tripping, but not A trip.
MrCalves 1
If he was making a pun, then what is the point of him saying "Winter"? It's just an overall unjustifiable comment and his commenting license should be revoked.
zanguard 0
Oh boo flipping hoo OP. The FMLs that make it now are so pathetic. Post back later if the bus runs over your grandma, then I might have some sympathy for your whiney little a$$.
zp5 4
the point of him saying "winter" was: he failed.
lalalovebiancaa 0
I hoped you brushed your teeth :/
AKIFIGHTER 0
Wow
mintcar 10
Exactly. OP should also be thankful that (s)he didn't miss the exam. That's always been a fear of mine. I'd rather be early than not.
ZombiesRCrazy 0
Ew sucks!
sweet_princess 0
FYL