Today, after struggling with breastfeeding and trying to build up my milk supply, I was finally able to pump a full 6 oz! I celebrated by immediately spilling it all over my lap. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pissed after my boyfriend tried mansplaining breastfeeding to me. I’ve nursed two children of my own, stocked and sustained two big freezers full, and still had leftovers to donate to preemies. He tried saying pumping "doesn’t increase supply" and that I just “got lucky” making so much. FML
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML
Today, I stabbed myself in the nipple with scissors trying to cut an opening in the supposedly hands-free pumping bra I just bought. I breastfeed my 5-day-old. FML
Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML
Today, I quit my job because I wasn't given the time or space to pump for my newborn child. I went back to work 4 weeks postpartum, and they suggested I pump in the bathroom, my car or the freezer. FML
Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
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Tripartita 45
Give it time, OP, and I guarantee you'll turn things around. After a while, you'll be able to control the fat content of the milk and produce 2%, 1%, and then fat free! Eventually, you might even master chocolate milk!
liinkinparkfan97 34
Awe no, that sucks! Hopefully you'll be able to pump more soon and maybe even more!
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MyHorseTango 7
I've been there! It's devastating when you spill any of your milk. Pumping is no easy task! Our blood, sweat, and tears go into providing nourishment for our babies. Pumping is a labor of love, but so worth it! Good for you! :)
RichardPencil 32
A little "yay, me" would have been a more appropriate celebration for that accomplishment. You're welcome.
blissfully_me 16
I have done this!! Bless you, it does get easier. Be sure to pat yourself on the back often. Well done mama on 6oz!!! Don't worry that it spilled, you will do it again in time. Look how far you have come!!! Be proud of yourself you deserve to. Xxx
MidnightAya 11
Don't worry OP, it happened to me too my first time.
derpina72 23
I did the exact same thing while breastfeeding my son! My best advice for you, OP, is to eat good and drink TONS of water. I'm talking, drink like 8 to 12 glasses a day. My mother is a breastfeeding consultant and she was ALWAYS on me about drinking water. I'd constantly sip on some all day. It keeps your production up, and eating good food keeps up the nutrients!
RjsBabe 17
When I was in the hospital, after I had my baby, my nurse was constantly trying to get me to drink juice to help produce milk. But, all i wanted was water, she looked at me like i was crazy.
derpina72 23
That's crazy because water is definitely better for you than juice, at lease, sugar content-wise.
cuz803 46
Just getting started!
sailorarctic 22
congrats for sticking with it OP and not giving up. The one thing they never tell you in all the classes is how hard getting started can be. also take note that what you pump out is not an accurate representation of your supply. pumps can take one get our about 20% of what's really in your breast. you're baby is much better at getting more and stimulating your body into making more. fenugreek and oatmeal also help with supply. good luck.
pissclams21 3
have you talked with a lactation consultant? They might be able to help. Good luck OP
RjsBabe 17
The person who came up with the saying "Don't cry over spilt milk" has obviously never pumped 6 ounces then promptly knocked it over
NeneJPhilly 8
The Mowry twins actually have a product for mothers with difficulty producing quantity breastmilk. I don't remember the name but if you search for Tia or Tamera Mowry and breast milk, you could probably find out all about it.