Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Skinny issues
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Out of the frying pan…
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
The blame game
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
Two rooms, two atmospheres
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
Top comments
Zebidee 9
Oh God - here we go again. 150 comments by dumb ***** whose knowledge of the subject comes from watching re-runs of Jerry Springer.
turfvirtuoso 0
hope you recover!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (92)
themonster56 0
oh wow. XDDDDD sry, this is horrible but oh the irony. I love it (:
jaegerbomb96 5
Lmfao 8.
bfflrhea 0
#1.. ur a dick.. its a mental dissorder.. they cant just eat!! do u know how hard emotionally tht is!!
spanelli 16
Apparently not, he's a dumb ass...
blcarter81 0
I get real emotional when I eat. if I get a good meal.... ORGASMIC!!
lilponygurrl 0
I doubt it's food poisoning. you're probably sick because your body isn't used to having food in it. ydi.
psychedelic4 0
You don't struggle with anorexia for months. You were probably going through a phase of starving yourself because your self esteem sucks. Just because you don't eat doesn't mean its anorexia.
mainemysteryman 0
you suck for having anorexia. now sleep it off and drink lots of fluids
sexycountrygirl0 0
I'm sorry :(
Honda288 2
Number 18's comment wins!
Zebidee 9
Thanks Honda. It's a pity so many people mis-read it.
marsbar55 0
Well hope you get better soon then, sorry for your luck
NoFackYourLife 0
Damn, now you'll have bulimia on top of anorexia.