Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Curse you, Dinkleberg!!!
teven0855 6
Rake them over to his house. Better yet, steal his leafblower and blow them back over there.
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Comments (90)
Razi_tail 25
That's why we just mulch the leaves in our yard this time of year. Mowing is much faster and easier!
FlyingPie 17
Your neighbor should leaf your yard alone.
Dcm210 19
Next time don't rake leaves and maybe the wind will blow them into his yard.
CrissyyyS2 22
Hehe... Gather up some leaves, get some dog poop, put them all in a brown paper bag then light it on fire leaving it at his doorstep! Ring the bell and run! Even better if you record it from afar for the luls.
mercedesfist 4
Burn his house down!
winkydog4056 16
OP needs to go thank his neighbor for the ********
spicedream 8
well then, guess where your new garbage can is! (;
robox1187 9
That blows!
iamananglophile 18
...Am I the only one who read 'blow his leaves' as something else?
KM96 24
Awwwww bummer